Duct Tape

 

Duct tape, also known as 200 mph tape, Alabama Chrome, A Ghetto-Rig, MacGyver, and Uncle Car's Dumpster Kick, can be used for nearly anything. You can fix your shoes, perform automotive body work, keep someone trapped in your basement, repairing a sucking chest wound, and even use it for it's intended purpose of sealing ventilation ducts together. 

Also, Duck Tape is a brand, not the type of tape. Please stop saying Duck Tape unless you're referring to a specific brand. 

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